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Jadee - 16- she/her

I like fast cars, big guns, and convincing myself that superheroes exist. I reblog a lot of Sebastian Stan and ship blondes with brunettes.

swolizard:

I don’t really give a damn bout the next generation of kids coming up not having the same shit we did being “90’s kids” and all but I truly do feel bad that they’ll never experience the month leading up to halloween like we did

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Anonymous said:
Soooo because you asked for prompts for your veteran Bucky/tattooist Steve verse, and I have a super huge weakness for sickfic, I am asking for sickfic of either Bucky sick and Steve doing the care taking, or them each taking care of the other.

Oh man I am such a sucker for sickfics too, holy shit. Perfect prompt. I will get right on that. 

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ewmartin:

i’m not joking, kids. never let this photo die

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He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’

He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’

He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’

He asks ‘Why though? No offence though.’

I ask ‘When was your first time?’

He says ‘I was 12’

He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’

I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.

He says ‘She was older than me.’

I ask ‘How old?’

And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’

He licks his lips.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’

I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’

I think of my mothers faced lined with her bad choices in men.

He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’

I think of my cousins circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.

He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’

I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’

He says ‘34.’

He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me’.

Warsan Shire, Crude Conversations With Boys Who Fake Laughter Often (via cactuslungs)    
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everythingiscraycray:

how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
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jazzumon:

meanie-monster-mutt:

tentadog:

this is how volly drinks

like a 2 day old human baby

i HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A CUTE SNAKE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

WANT

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starlord:

don’t pity the dead, harry. pity those who don’t like fraction’s hawkeye. 

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funeralhome420:

I am mesmerized by boys who wear their hair in buns

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shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

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bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

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